yeahwhathesaid

#YEAHWHATHESAID

WHEN I LOSE A GAME OF MARIO KART AND START SMASHING THE CONTROLLER.

MY FRIENDS STOP ME LIKE:

I RESPOND WITH:

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ON PAY DAY WHEN I WALK INTO WORK.

WHEN I HEAR MY NAME IN A CONVERSATION I’M NOT A PART OF.

WHEN I STREAMED THE FOOTAGE OF DR. DRE AND SNOOP LIVE AT COACHELLA.

WHEN THEY SHOWED THE TU-PAC HOLOGRAM:

WHEN ALL SOMEONE POSTS ON THERE FB/INSTAGRAM ARE SELFIES AND MIRROR SHOTS.

WHEN KIM KARDASHIAN’S SEX TAPE CAME OUT.

I WAS LIKE:

WHEN I’M IN SOMEONE’S STORE AND I MESS UP THEIR MERCHANDISING.

IF SOMEONE DOES THE SAME TO ME:

WHEN SOMEONE COCK BLOCKS ME.

I’M JUST LIKE:

LISTENING TO MY LECTURER.

IF I’M HUNGOVER:

IF I’M HIGH:

AFTER WATCHING A DAVID ATTENBOROUGH SPECIAL.

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