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WHEN MY FRIENDS TOLD ME TWILIGHT WAS WORTH SEEING.

I WAS SITTING IN THE CINEMA LIKE:

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WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS THE WAITER WE DON’T NEED TO SEE THE BEER AND WINE LIST.

ME:

WHEN I GET HIT IN THE BALLS AND THE GIRLS I’M HANGING OUT WITH TELL ME TO STOP WHINGING.

ME:

WHEN I MISSED OUT ON SPLENDOUR TICKETS.

TO ANYONE THAT DIDN’T I WAS LIKE:

WHEN I SAW SCARLETT JOHANSSON WEARING THAT BODY SUIT IN THE AVENGERS.

I WAS LIKE:

THAT TIME I TRIED MUSHROOMS.

FOR SIX HOURS I WAS LIKE:

WHEN MY HOUSEMATE WALKS INTO MY ROOM AND I’VE GOT MORNING WOOD.

I’M LIKE…

FB GROUP: ARGH! LOST ALL MY NUMBERS. CAN I TROUBLE YOU FOR YOURS AGAIN??

THAT TIME I GAVE MY CREDIT CARD DETAILS TO A SCAM INSURANCE SITE.

WHEN THE STONED DUDE AT THE PARTY TRIES TO GET ALL DEEP AND METAPHORICAL ON ME.

I’M JUST LIKE:

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